A yoga lesson!!! Move over Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Harley Quinn is about to teach you how a super villain stays fit. (Daisy Chain Cosplay is dressed as red and black Harley, before Harley turned super hero.)
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Hey Puddin', I know not everyone is as acrobatic as me, so let's start simple with the Lotus position.
This position really helps to relax me, after a long day of robbin' banks and gettin' mistreated
by Mistah J.
Unfortunately, living a villianous lifestyle is never that simple! You never know when the bat, or the police, are gonna come bargin' in. They have no respect for the tranquil yoga habbits of a super villian!
So I add a gun!!!
Then I can practice quickly grabbin' the gun, in case of an emergency.
There are two main reasons I like this position. The first reason is it helps keep me agile. You need to be agile to fight super heros!
The second reason is it really excites Mista J!!!
Next, Harley is gonna show you the Ardha Chandrasana position. This is really handy because sometimes you gotta keep your balance in high heels while you kick the bat in the face.
Harley Kicks Batman - Photo by MC Illusion Photography
It is very imortant for Gotham's super villans to stay alter. You might have to kick that bat and pick up a gun at the same time.
The tiger is a great pose to work on your hips and hamstrings. You can start like this.
After some practice, you'll be able to do "The Horny Tiger". I call it that because that's what Mista J acts like when I do it.
If your like me and like to date super villians, it is going to be really important that you know how to excite them.
It can be really hard to control Mistah J's temper, but I can't get into trouble doing the Horny Tiger!!!
Sometimes I like to pretend that I am doing it with Mistah J and the bat comes in...
The Playful Kitty is Mistah J's favorite!!!
Dontcha forget to practice your splits. In every direction.